A tubular novelty container, comprising : a preferably configured element to resemble a tubular cylindrical member; a removable cap element; a built-in accessible storage chamber element; a attachments member area; a tubular novelty container element with interchangeable designs, prints, and advertisements to reflect; camouflage; a cause; sports; valentines; holidays; Native American art; culture; religion; employment; tools; cars; finance; real estate; retail; manufacturing; construction; politics; political; hunting; vegetables; fruits; tamales; food; restaurant; flowers; cactus; the likes; and, a tubular novelty container configured so that it is attachable, wherein when a cap is openable and closable via a user, a stored item is easily accessible to the user.